Take 3 parts elitist and add 10 parts indie hipster. Shake well and drink alone to understand why getting your album reviewed by this e-zine is like Pitchfork on crank. Hello Tiny Mix Tapes? Yes I'll hold......(3 hours later) Hi, Tiny M, I am an underground artist. I will be popular in 6 months. Review my CD before I'm known please? Dear artist. Don't call us, we'll call you. No one ever calls. Gotta love/hate it.

Less elitist than Tiny Mix Tapes, and concentrating more on ultra underground and experimental music is the other alternative to online music review heaven: Foxy Digitalis. Focusing only on reviews, their online magazine portion of their hierarchy Digitalis Industries also includes featured artist content like a mix of advertising, worship and editorialization of what they say is hot.